A very special edition of Flasher Friday
A few days ago, I was very pleased to learn that one of my Friday Flashers, Stealing Soul, was included in Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Round Up.
Now, if I were Sarah Palin, I’d launch into something profound and folksy right about now, something like:
Well, doggone it, now how ’bout that! I’m so proud to be honored myself of the great state of Fleshbot, and I’m just real glad to know we all love Israel, too. But first, let me talk about my energy policy and hopefully this will create jobs and get the economy back on track. Because I’m a maverick, and unlike my opponent, Joe O’Biden, I’m a maverick, like I said. I’m proud of my record and me and Todd and Joe six-pack deserves that, too. And it’s time for Americans to say ‘never again’ to… something. I forget. But I read every newspaper that’s in front of me, so I’ll get back ta ya. *wink*
If I were the Disasta from Alaska, I’d give a shout out to all the perverts over there at Fleshbot and remind them that they’ll all get extra credit for this, you betcha.
But I am NOT, thank whatever powers that be, Sarah Palin. So, like any sane person who is actually operating with an awareness of consensual reality (as fucked as that may be right now), I’ll just say: Hey, AAG, thanks so much for the mention.
Note to anyone who cares: I know that Sarah Palin is not a proper subject for one of my Friday Flashers. And I know this little Palin-bashing post doesn’t qualify as an erotic story by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, talk of politics of any kind veers quite wildly from my "talking points" here at Vespertine Erotica. But hey, if a whole country can lower the bar for her, they can do it for me, doggone it! I’m pretty, tooooo!!! And I wear designer glasses, yes I do. I think I did pretty darn good on this post, don’t you? I think maybe I even won the debate… to nowhere.
You made my day! Thank you.
I read this and laughed loudly. Then went off to read something else. But I was still laughing so you betchaya, I had to return, doggone it. (Are we certain that’s not merely an eye tic due to brain synapses that misfire?)
Liras and Kaz,
Humor has it’s rightful place, even when it’s out of context (sometimes especially so when it’s out of context!). I’m glad this tickled your funny bones. *smile*
Like you, Kaz, I’ve also wondered about the brain misfire issue where she’s concerned. Or perhaps it’s some pernicious form of ADD - pernicious not so much to Palin herself, but to the entire US or, for that matter, the entire world. Seriously, can you imagine a brain like hers trying to decide whether or not to push that shiny red destruct button? *shiver*
It might almost be reassuring if I thought she’d actually “try” to decide whether to push the red destruct button. I’m afraid it would simply be pushed in a knee jerk reaction about 30 seconds before she blithly strolled off to cheer the kiddies at soccer practice.